I need to learn yoga

I'm so fuckin pissed right now.
I've never cursed so much in one day before.



Seriously, stop testing my patience.

A series of unfortunate events

I've been on a bad luck streak lately.
Let's analyse the damages done so far:


1 broken plate (the beautiful sushi on it, gone! T.T)
1 broken cup
1 broken shower
1 chipped wall

I think that pretty much sums up the 'broken stuff' category.

NOTE: I did not break the shower per-se. I think it was broken a long time ago and just decided to die while I was using it. :(

Ok, onto the injuries category:

Fell down ONCE today

Tripped MANY TIMES in the past few days.

Kicked the side of chairs/tables (this shitting hurts like hell btw) 3 TIMES today.

Spilled stuff TWICE (once almost directly on my lappie) in the past week.

Smacked Julia on the face ONCE today. (sorry! ha ha.)

Left all my books in college ONCE yesterday.

Got dropped on my head while practising latin dance ONCE today.

Dropped stuff UNCOUNTABLE number of times.

Sigh!

Where are you, lady luck??

Come back before I kill myself.

random beyond believe

I just imagined my blog,

10 years down the line.

I just imagined my child, reading it.

Oh man... Ha ha.

Can you imagine reading some emo crap your parents wrote 30 years ago??

It's just damn freakin weird!

Ha ha.

Imagine my child reading this.

Hi son/daughter!

some random crap off the web

Ok, so... here's what happened today.

One of life's many inconvenient inconveniences :

Boredom.

Solution (as per random suggestion) :

Google random stuff. i.e. chewing gum.

Result :

stumbles upon www.ehow.com , a website about how to do just about everything.

I searched up some pretty random stuff from there.

Here is one of the many:




How to Avoid Mosquito Bites

STEP 1:

Wear long pants and a long-sleeved shirt. Tuck the pant legs into your socks and tuck all shirts in completely.

STEP 2:

Cover up with a hat, preferably with ear flaps.

And bla bla bla. The rest of the steps are about spraying yourself with bug repellant.

So yea. This is really good advise. If you dont mind going out of your house (or even being in your house for that matter) looking like an eskimo.

Me : A hypocrite

Here I am talking about the randomest shit people post online

while posting my own random shit. :)

Ok, here I am to talk about a book again. :)

This one is called:

The Book Thief

by Markus Zusak

I didnt think I'd like this book at first because the starting was pretty draggy.

- - - - -
I changed my mind.

- - - - -

This book is written from Death's point of view

with Death as its narrator.

The story takes place in Nazi Germany.

Yeapp.

I'm sure most of you (those who read stories with Nazi Germany as it's setting) are expecting me to say, I cried at the end of it.

Right? Right?

When you see the words 'Nazi' and 'Germany' in a story book, you know it almost always ends sadly.

And you wouldn't be wrong.

Not for this book anyway.

On a sad story scale of 1-10 with 10 being the saddest, I'd say this story is easily an 8.

Basically, this is a book about:

Nazi Germany,

A girl, or more appropriately, a book thief,

An accordian,

and

A hidden jew.

So how would I rate this book?

I'd say....an 8.

I docked marks for the draggy start. :P

**********

MOVING ON

**********

Today...., is a sad day.

I was allowed to drive alone at night.

For once.

And this was what went down.

On the road :

The journey was completely uneventful

Back home :

I stepped on the accelerator, instead of the break.

As a result :

Screech...! SMASH!

Today...., is a sad sad day.

another one down

Shin Yin...

In another hour or so, your feet will officially be off Malaysian soil.

Sigh...

We've always talked about leaving.

But everytime we did, you'd be the one sighing and saying you'd be here forever. Who's have thought that you'd be among the first few to go?

I'm gonna miss you a whole lot. :'(

Bon voyage, Shin Yin!

I'll meet you there in 6 months (hopefully).